Published by Creative Nonfiction
“I already knew the story: nature’s one-way current of adrenaline and testosterone, whose tide has carried us, spattering and coughing, for eons. Survival as the highest good. A dusty shrine to the whole world’s urge to spawn.”
Published by Nashville Scene
“Nothing soothes my anxiety like British reality television—the trilled R’s, the low stakes, the presence of doilies.”
Published by Longreads
“Now, as Cinderella’s Castle loomed on the horizon like a pastel omen, the truth came into absolute focus, and I said aloud, ‘Holy shit. What have I done?’”